Fun things to do

During a boring lecture

  1. Get the other students in your row to do the wave.
  2. Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the professor if you can borrow his chalk to take notes.
  3. Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes.
  4. Get up to go to the bathroom 5 or 6 times during the class. Change clothes every time.
  5. Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say “They were out of apples.”
  6. Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor’s desk.

In a final exam that does not matter (you’ll fail the module anyway)

  1. Bring cheerleaders.
  2. Come to the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
  3. As soon as your instructor hands you the exam paper, eat it.
  4. Every 5 minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

In a public bathroom

  1. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?”
  2. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, “Peekaboo!”

Anywhere, anytime

  1. Don’t use deodorant, then “accidentally” stick your armpit in someone’s face.

Sources: Todd’s Humor Archive, GetAnnoyed.com

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One Response

  1. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, “Peekaboo!”

    Ok i think i’m going to be seriously paranoid the next time i use a public restroom. haha

    Oh and this is just nasty:

    Don’t use deodorant, then “accidentally” stick your armpit in someone’s face.

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